From Elon James White Tuesday night.
This better have hundreds of thousands of notes at the end of the day or else
The weapons and equipment of British warriors down the ages, from top to bottom;
Crusader knight, 1244
Yorkist Man-at-Arms, 1485
New Model Army musketeer 1645
Lance Corporal, 1944
Things arranged neatly. Everything in its place.
do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
it got better
"Damn it, girls, what’s the rule about weapons at the table?!"
"Only when we have guests over…"
Single dad Thanos begins to regret raising assassin children.
IDEK if Gamora is older than Nebula, but whatev. This is already so painfully improbable.
In a statement, the Satanic Temple said that it will use the Supreme Court’s recent Hobby Lobby decision to exempt its believers from state-mandated informed consent laws that require women considering abortions to read pro-life material.
Informed consent or “right to know” laws state that women seeking elective abortions be provided with information about alternatives to the procedure, often couched in language that attempts to personify the fetus. According to the Guttmacher Institute, 35 states currently have informed consent laws, and of those, 33 require that the woman be told the gestational age of the fetus.
In some states, that information consists of pro-life propaganda that links abortion to a higher incidence of breast and ovarian cancers, or discusses “post-abortion syndrome,” a mental condition not recognized by any major medical or psychiatric organization.
Because the Satanic Temple bases its belief “regarding personal health…on the best scientific understanding of the world, regardless of the religious or political beliefs of others,” it claims that state-mandated information with no basis in scientific fact violates its “religious” beliefs.
Doing God’s work. This is awesome.
And people wonder why I love Wonder Woman so much.
I still want to grow up and be her.
at first I thought the pile of bones was a pile of dollar bills and I wuz like “why would a mermaid need dollars when she’s got pearls???”