Desilluist
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About: Desilluist is my sketch, art, and inspiration blog. The word is composite created by blending 'designer', 'illustrator', and 'artist together.' The fact that it happens to also sound like a small monster capable of stomping on cities is purely coincidental.

I am a professional designer and illustrator. Only sometimes possessing the urge to crush cities with my monstrous feet. Feel free to fire me an 'ask' should you have any questions, comments, or otherwise.

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voodoojunkie:

"Shiver me tampons" needs to make its way into my parlance

(Source: mother-gaga, via numenorss)

SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS mermen really do not be fooled by their devilish merman charm happy easter

heatherbat:

links-scarf:

cocaine-and-insulin:

methlaboratories:

MONKEYS in the ARCTIC?! whats next, vampires on the weekend?!

but imagine if there were dragons

you punks are all so daft

am I too old to get in on this culture club?

Careful with this, you’re going to cause a panic at the disco.

(Source: dannydevitofan97, via nehirose)

asongofthesea:

Mermaid’s Lover by BriarNoir

How fun to see my own piece roll around for Mermaid Sundays~

asongofthesea:

Mermaid’s Lover by BriarNoir

How fun to see my own piece roll around for Mermaid Sundays~

(via seaquin)

SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS Mermaids my art
mermanryansfinds:

blue mermaid by Vijolea

mermanryansfinds:

blue mermaid by Vijolea

(via seaquin)

SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS mermaids vijolea art
ricardobessa:


What if mermaids live really long - and the longer they live, the bigger they grow?

(I guess the bigger they grow, the harder it is for them to stick their torso and even their head out of the water. That’s why no one ever sees the big ones. And definitely never the huge ones.)
A bit late to the party, but here’s my contribution to the Catalog of Merfolk. I didn’t have nearly as much time to finish this as I wanted, but I have to be up in 5 hours so this will have to do!

ricardobessa:

What if mermaids live really long - and the longer they live, the bigger they grow?

(I guess the bigger they grow, the harder it is for them to stick their torso and even their head out of the water. That’s why no one ever sees the big ones. And definitely never the huge ones.)

A bit late to the party, but here’s my contribution to the Catalog of Merfolk. I didn’t have nearly as much time to finish this as I wanted, but I have to be up in 5 hours so this will have to do!

(via sairobee)

SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS mermaids catalog of merfolk

nehirose:

heatherbat:

lepus:

HEATHERBAT LOOK

SWEET BABY JESUS

apparently this post was like a month old and i missed it somehow, but GOD EVERYTHING ABOUT THESE IS MY FAVORITE THING RIGHT NOW.  god.

My god those are beautiful. Both are by Roberto Ferri. From top down these are Salmace e ermafrodito (07 and 06). Go look at more of his work!

SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS classical art Roberto Ferri
cyanatar:

A picture I’ve had in my files for awhile. Decided to finish it. 

cyanatar:

A picture I’ve had in my files for awhile. Decided to finish it. 

(via teztime)

SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS loveyoutooteztime mermaids
govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via nondesignated)

oxford comma rozingit

saltyandmean:

Some drawings for my school’s flash competition (48 hours). The theme was deliberately broad (“change”), so I thought it would be fun to show the importance of changing one’s perspective from time to time. c: 

artists on tumblr mermaids SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS

I feel like this is going to be Marvel’s go at Spaceballs. I find myself very, very okay with this.

(Source: kisswithatear, via rozzingit)

guardians of the galaxy ohgachaka raspberry only one man would dare
tinyskyvillage:

My mersona (and -hopefully- last contribution to the Catalog of Merfolk). My Tumblr | Deviantart | Facebook

tinyskyvillage:

My mersona (and -hopefully- last contribution to the Catalog of Merfolk).

My Tumblr | Deviantart | Facebook

SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS catalog of merfolk octomaid
nehirose:

::urgent fuss noise::

Where to Get it
There you go, Si.

nehirose:

::urgent fuss noise::

Where to Get it

There you go, Si.

(Source: ashtray-grrrl)

SundaymaybeforMERMAIDS mermaid! mirror
gaypee:

micthemicrophone:

zacharieshusbando:

Recite a poem.
Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
Do a tongue-twister.
Say something in a different language. 
Share an anecdote.
Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
Tell a joke. 
What did you have to eat today? 
Talk about something that really scares you.
Talk about something that makes you happy.
What is your favorite word?
What is your least favorite word?
What turns you on?
What turns you off?
What sound or noise do you love?
What sound or noise do you hate?
What is your favorite curse word?
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
What profession would you not like to do?
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.


Doing this later.

DOING THIS NOW

I’ll take asks for this if anyone is curious.

gaypee:

micthemicrophone:

zacharieshusbando:

  1. Recite a poem.
  2. Read the first page to one of your favorite books.
  3. Read the little blurb on the back of your shampoo bottle.
  4. Do a tongue-twister.
  5. Say something in a different language. 
  6. Share an anecdote.
  7. Do the rains in Spain stay mainly on the plains?
  8. Summarize the last film/TV episode you watched.
  9. Let us hear your ringtone and text message sound.
  10. Tell a joke. 
  11. What did you have to eat today? 
  12. Talk about something that really scares you.
  13. Talk about something that makes you happy.
  14. What is your favorite word?
  15. What is your least favorite word?
  16. What turns you on?
  17. What turns you off?
  18. What sound or noise do you love?
  19. What sound or noise do you hate?
  20. What is your favorite curse word?
  21. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
  22. What profession would you not like to do?
  23. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
  24. If you’re brave enough, singing us a little song.

Doing this later.

DOING THIS NOW

I’ll take asks for this if anyone is curious.

(Source: geekykristie, via ppitte)

recording games meme
http://hellotailor.tumblr.com/post/76108546725/edwardspoonhands-egberts-wordsmythologic

edwardspoonhands:

egberts:

wordsmythologic:

egberts:

im really pissed that palindrome isnt palindrome backwards

Ah, yes but emordnilap is a word!

An emornilap is any word that, when spelled backwards, produces another word. Examples of emordnilap pairs include:

I think I am in love.

about me thing of beauty

hannahcarbons:

We told girls that they should be little angels.

Now we cannot stop them.

(Source: saltysalmonella, via toxicnotebook)

Welcome to Night Vale angels illustration gorgeous